Sep
20
Written by:
kartik trivedi
20/09/2008 09:56
10 Things, which no prime-ministerial candidate in India will ever talk/tell (Till me or my kid becomes one)
1. Talk about men peeing on the roadside.
2. Talk about rise in circulation of porn in country.
3. Talk about, why the hell Big Boss talks in such a pathetic baritone.
4. She/he will never speak that she/he is the sexiest woman/man in the world.
5. None of them will agree that; yes there are extraterrestrial aliens among us and will neither question that why all of these aliens pay visit to US and not India(probably due to lack of proper tourism infrastructure).
6. None will talk about their first crush. (They pretend as if they are demigods unaffected by MAYA.)
7. None will tell that they hate most of their colleagues(those paan chewing morons).
8. None will accept that they want to have healthy relationship with Russia so that they can send bhayans to work over there.
9. None will accept that in reality they wanted to become PM of some Scandinavian nation where population is very less and none to bother the head with anything.
10. Will never say, “India is a wretched nation and if you do not agree come and sit at my chair.”
This is no exclusive list and there can be more than 10 points but after the advent of 10 commandments, any thing important should be prefixed with 10, that is why gave you 10 reasons.
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